sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
tell me about the eggs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
