Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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