He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do vagina's smell?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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