I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
