i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I think i got beer on your cat.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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