at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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