Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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