I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
