Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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