he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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