I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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