he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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