We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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