i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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