no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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