hotel room ftw
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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