I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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