Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
