due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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