Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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