I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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