I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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