drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We need to get me chipped asap
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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