who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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