Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
