is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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