The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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