Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I need water and some morals
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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