I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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