Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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