you guys were way drunker than both of me
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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