is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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