so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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