I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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