Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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