at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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