Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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