i just wanna soil my oats bro
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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