I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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