I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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