Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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