She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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