His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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