yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We just shotgunned beers for America
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We left the knife in your bed.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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