it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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