shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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