Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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