Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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