Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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