dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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