No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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