I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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