is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
