Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
false alarm, still single
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