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I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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