I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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