just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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