Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i will never coherently bang her
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
