and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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