Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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